They chained me to the sink and forced me to wash dishes!

[rsc]

RoJo have chained me to the sink and forced me to wash the dishes while they are away partying it up at hippy dance camp! Luckily I've managed to pull the sink from the wall and reach the computer keyboard to type this desperate plea for help.

Somebody save me!

-bratman

Comments

[bratman.livejournal.com]

You know this isn't exactly what I was looking for with this desperate plea for help!

[jss]

Pity you weren't clearer in expressing which side of the bondage we should help, them or you, then, eh?

[fj.livejournal.com]

I think we have decided anyone unable to log in as themselves unworthy of help.

[drevilmoo.livejournal.com]

And I just hate to see things done half-assed. If you're going to chain him up and enslave him, do it right! Leg irons, manicles, ball-gag, etc.

Besides, there's something totally wicked about RoJo enslaving someone.

[ruth-lawrence.livejournal.com]

Quite right, I'm so shocked I couldn't save a moth from a candle.