They chained me to the sink and forced me to wash dishes!

[rsc]

RoJo have chained me to the sink and forced me to wash the dishes while they are away partying it up at hippy dance camp! Luckily I've managed to pull the sink from the wall and reach the computer keyboard to type this desperate plea for help.

Somebody save me!

-bratman

Comments

[bitty.livejournal.com]

There are some dishes here if you want a larger kitchen.

[drevilmoo.livejournal.com]

RoJo -- Next time use leg irons and manicles as well.

[bratman.livejournal.com]

You know this isn't exactly what I was looking for with this desperate plea for help!

[jss]

Pity you weren't clearer in expressing which side of the bondage we should help, them or you, then, eh?

[fj.livejournal.com]

I think we have decided anyone unable to log in as themselves unworthy of help.

[drevilmoo.livejournal.com]

And I just hate to see things done half-assed. If you're going to chain him up and enslave him, do it right! Leg irons, manicles, ball-gag, etc.

Besides, there's something totally wicked about RoJo enslaving someone.

[ex-serenejo.livejournal.com]

Steal their shoes; that's what I did!

[lcohen]

if you've pulled the sink from the wall then there's water running all over the floor, isn't there?

geesh--some houseguest you are. i merely spilled cider all over their living room!

[ruth-lawrence.livejournal.com]

Quite right, I'm so shocked I couldn't save a moth from a candle.

Saving you...

[trulygrateful.livejournal.com]

Are you asking to be taken away from the sink or chained to it with even greater strength?

...heh heh... and how 'desperate' IS that plea for help!



John

[rsc.livejournal.com]

You know, there was a corner of my brain saying "Should I really have left that Semagic window open?" And then I thought, "Nah, he wouldn't..."

[jss]

And now you know better.

Re: Saving you...

[bratman.livejournal.com]

I'm simply shocked at the company that Robert has been keeping.
Whatever happened to the kindness of strangers?

[jss]

A stranger's just a friend you haven't met. (Streetcar!)