On my way home from a doctor's appointment, I distantly heard a fragment of conversation -- probably no more than a syllable and a half -- which contained something that sounded something like "fay", which triggered the synapse in my brain where the string "O foolish fay" is stored. Whereupon I was irresistibly forced -- forced, I tell you -- to spend the next several minutes of my walk singing, in its entirety, the Fairy Queen's song from the second act of Iolanthe. Well, I have never denied that my brain is a strange place.
I dedicate this post to
lcohen because, now that neither my mother nor her sister are around, she is the only other person of my acquaintance to whom I can imagine this happening.
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Date: 2008-04-18 12:22 pm (UTC)when someone mentions "Jolene" to yr panda, my immediate mental image has nothing to do with the faaabulous Dolly, but rather a tortoiseshell moggy who has been bossing my friend Don around for many years. she's a rather senior pussycat by now, is Jolene, but rules the house with an iron paw.
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Date: 2008-04-18 03:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-18 03:58 pm (UTC)with a repetitive sound-track!
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Date: 2008-04-18 03:42 pm (UTC)Joel and Roberta's oldest child was a girl they named Lisa. Roberta's second pregnancy had all the Classic Family Hallmarks - from both Roberta's family as well as Joel's - that Roberta was pregnant with a boy. And a boy was going to be named Joel, Jr. And since it just had to be a boy, there was no need to pick out a girl's name.
Obviously, my quite-butch-and-quite-straight cousin was born with a vagina. Her name is - baDUMdum - Joelene, since the parents did the Name HER NOW thing and were very unoriginal. She was born about a year before Dolly first released this song. The poor dear has been living down her name, ever since.
The closest to carrying on that branch's name is, um, me with my middle name. Whoops.
There goes an entire limb of the family tree, starting with my great-grandfather, *poof*(ster).
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Date: 2008-04-18 04:01 pm (UTC)[wide-eyed disingenuous look]
YOUR middle name is Jolene?
no WONDER you turned out to be a Big Ol' Homo!
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Date: 2008-04-18 04:39 pm (UTC)The likeliest reason I'm a Big Ol' Homo is the fact that my full name is Michael Howard Reaser, where my great-grandfather Howard and my great-grandfather Reaser were, themselves, first cousins (once removed). Remember, I am almost every West Virginia Stereotype one could try to find - bald, fat, inbred, homo, etc. - all wrapped up in one quick, easy and tidy package.