In the "Miscellany" column of today's sports section:
The Mariners released veteran outfielder Eric Byrnes, two days after a late-game gaffe and bizarre exit from the stadium on a bicycle.
It goes on to explain the "late-game gaffe" (he pulled the bat back on a suicide squeeze!), but "bizarre exit on a bicycle"? (I was away over the weekend, and not checking my usual websites.)
susandennis, do you have any idea WTF this is about?