Maybe they thought it was like a sidecar?

[rsc]

Yesterday morning at the News Cafe in Miami Beach, as I was scanning the breakfast menu, my eye went to the insert headed "Tropical Drinks". Although I had no intention of ordering a cocktail with my eggs over easy, I couldn't help noticing the first drink on the list, the Blue Iguana. I can't tell you what it consists of, because I couldn't get past the first ingredient, quoted here verbatim and indeed literatim: "Kettle One Citroen Vodka..."

Comments

[rsc.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe, but "Kettle"?

[hickbear.livejournal.com]

Imported, old auto-oil from the first vat?

(Yes, I know what they meant, but still - the mental image of the typo makes me go "Ew" in several gazillion different ways.)

[maxauburn.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.. maybe there's a " Kettle One Cadillac Vodka" out there, somewhere, too?

[bitty.livejournal.com]

lcohen was disturbed by the "Brazilian Wax" drink. Too reminiscent of Clarence Thomas.