How you can tell...

...that it's early in the baseball season:

1) The Yankees are in last place;

2) The Tigers¹ are undefeated;

3) The teams from Pennsylvania have combined to win 0 games.

Much as I (and Burningbright) would like 1) and 2) to continue, I expect reality will catch up with us soon enough.


¹And the Brewers!